What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. The groundhog is like most prophets - it delivers its prediction then disappears. No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. What if there was no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. Life is too short to live the same day twice. Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer I'm a rodent, not a meteorologist! - Punxsutawney Phil
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